Roseanne: Blonde & Bitchin'

Becky: Laying out a lot of money for a sword with which to cut out my intestines and (hopefully!) die

live blog
12:44 "My son and I are hicks"
12:46 "Here's my big fat stupid blue kimono"
12:46 "Better start singing a song I made up about antidepressants"
12:47-12:51 GLORIOUS NON-ROSEANNE COMMERCIALS!
12:51 and beyond (projected) "Did you guys like that song? I'm going to go sit on my toilet until a few more jokes come out and I can prepare for Blonde & Bitchin' 2: Electric Heart Attack"

Kick It Up A Notch

WOWEE what a break! Did I miss you? Yes. Did I miss an opportunity for a best of 2008 list? Yes. Can people change? No.

1) I had a job and now I don't.
two) I finally had someone with a hair cutting degree cut my hair.
e) I never went ice skating.
iii) EVERYTHING WILL COME UP BECKY SOON, I JUST KNOW IT.

In concroutons, thanks for real-keeping and blog-reading.

KEEP IT UP BECK!