16 August 2008

I Think We Know A Lot Of The Same People

Here's what's really working out for me these days:
1. summer streets
2. I worked out this morning
3. frozen peas
4. olympic gymnastics

Here's what's not so great:
a. my pants ripped (just the side, but ripped pants are ripped pants. I need to hit that weight-room thigh thing more)
b. plus it couldn't hurt to strengthen the ol' defenses
c. how narcissistic Steve Martin's character is in Father of the Bride

Here's what's great again!
i. I realized how much I like floorplans
ii. frozen peas
iii. Agador Spartacus
iv. popcorn!!!

04 August 2008

You're A Virgin Who Can't Drive

Frankly, these eight or nine days of sweat are wreaking HAVOC with my baby-delicate skin. That's right, ladies: it's time for that magical month in summer known as Eczember. The trick is that you have eczema during the month. On account of the humidity!

Guess which famous person I saw today- Bruce Vilanch!! Just kidding. What if I did, though? I probably would have responded by barfing in my mouth and falling headfirst into an uncovered manhole. Note to self: try not to meet Bruce Vilanch ever.

And did you ever think, "What if Bruce Vilanch's mom got remarried ever to a person whose last name starts with D?" Why, then his initials would be BVD. Thanks, crossword clues, for always reminding me about BVDs.

Manhattan, we just want you to know that you're in the process of being taken by me. And yes I did watch The Muppets Take Manhattan tonight, thank you very much. A powder puff for you, and a powder puff for me!

24 July 2008

All I Want To Do Is...And...And Take Your Money

Question for you:

what's the plot of Bambi? Just wondering if you knew. I just read all about it online, and can I tell you something? I didn't remember two-thirds of it. How did I only remember the sad parts? I liked this better the first time I saw it, when it was called The Lion King a-thank you!

Also, have you listened to Paper Planes 50 times? I think you should consider it.

Also, Ben Savage? Fred Savage? Where are you guys? Baby come back!

"Your new air conditioner is nice, but my thunderstorm is better"
-Dr. Puddle, meteorologist

18 July 2008

You And I Are Going To Really Hit It Off, I Can Tell

Welcome to part II of the Becklectic series:

"The Post-College Young Adult Years"

Here you'll find:
1) Advice (about party games, different ways to watch tv all day, and love)
2) History (learn about previous becklectics and what made them great)
3) Vegetables (pictures of them, which ones are preferred by which celebrities)
4) Parties every day
5) Whatever show recaps you ask me for, especially that episode of Baby Borrowers where the little boy jumps on the bed going "I'm so cool!!!"
6) Farts (hilarious ones!)
8) Item #7 (nope)
9) An interactive dictionary of cockney rhyming slang
10) Vague tour schedule for the 3 Tenors

And time marches onward, past the college town of Becklectopolis and into the Manhattan branch of BeckCo. Thank God we're starting on a Friday.