Frankly, these eight or nine days of sweat are wreaking HAVOC with my baby-delicate skin. That's right, ladies: it's time for that magical month in summer known as Eczember. The trick is that you have eczema during the month. On account of the humidity!
Guess which famous person I saw today- Bruce Vilanch!! Just kidding. What if I did, though? I probably would have responded by barfing in my mouth and falling headfirst into an uncovered manhole. Note to self: try not to meet Bruce Vilanch ever.
And did you ever think, "What if Bruce Vilanch's mom got remarried ever to a person whose last name starts with D?" Why, then his initials would be BVD. Thanks, crossword clues, for always reminding me about BVDs.
Manhattan, we just want you to know that you're in the process of being taken by me. And yes I did watch The Muppets Take Manhattan tonight, thank you very much. A powder puff for you, and a powder puff for me!
