PLUS CARTER BAYS!
Tomorrow I will go to the salon so that they might make my hair blonde. It's never been blonde before, only brown and dark brown. Sometimes gray. Long story short, my junk goes crazy tomorrow, and that crazy be FORM OF: YELLOW HAIR.
Besides that I got lost driving around atlanta for an hour and a half trying to find bitchface's house because somebody took the road map out of my car. I didn't even know my way around when I lived here.
Now all I need is a killer beach bod with a tan and brown contacts. I'll be a completely different person! Betty Abner, here I come!
