First of all, I took a hiatus from Jersey Shore recaps because I realized writing it all down takes up much more time than just letting my four roommates hear it straight from the horse's mouth in real time. They constitute the largest percentage of my readership anyway, so I've been able to justify the absence. UNTIL NOW HOWEVER.
Items I will be discussing in a much longer post:
1. Snooki's boyfriend Jionni and The Editor - who is playing whom?
2. Intro Psych Lessons learned from Ronnie's sunroom discussions
3. Jean-Jacques Rousseau's theories on dancing and its benefit to non-violent primitive interface
4. Deena's eyebrows
Just not right this minute!!!!!