- Maizy's Teacher: Does anybody have a special story to tell the class about something that happened this week?
- [Maizy raises her hand]
- Maizy's Teacher: Maizy?
- Maizy: My uncle was microwaving our socks and the dog threw up on the couch for an hour.
- Maizy's Teacher: Honest?
- Maizy: Mm-Hmm.
- Maizy's Teacher: Why was your uncle microwaving your socks?
- Maizy: He can't get the goddamn washing machine to work.
- Maizy's Teacher: BLASPHEMER!
No comments:
Post a Comment