HOLY RAVIOLI, TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT!

Jersey Shore returns tonight! After all the mild rumors and low-grade public appearances, it's finally happening! And better yet, I saw a list of the All Stars that will be on this coming cycle of ANTM.  WELCOME BACK, LAURA KIRKPATRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"My me-maw made this leiderhosen blouse for me, but the shoes are fresh from the Goodwill!"