2 Broke Girls: A Spec Script

INT. BROOKLYN HIPSTER DINER - AFTERNOON
Racist Over-sexed Greek Cook dings the "order up" bell at the window. Kat Dennings is pissed.

KAT DENNINGS

(deadpan)

I said NEVER to ding that bell at me again or I'll have your ass deported.

 (cue laugh track)

ROGC

I'll re-port your ass if mean we haff sex now!! chaaa chaaaaa!

(cue laugh track)

KAT DENNINGS

I can't BELIEVE this is my life. Ugh!!!!

Blonde Broke Girl walks into the diner wearing cowgirl clothes.

BBG

Bad news.

KAT DENNINGS

Is it HIPSTERS?!!!!!

(cue laugh track)

RACIST GARRETT MORRIS

Jive turkeys be draggin it through the garden?

(cue laugh track)

RACIST ASIAN JERRY LEWIS MANAGER

Me too horny for worky me go poo poo tee too?

(cue laugh track)

BBG

It's the horse in our backyard. He died...but not without P-O-O-P-ing everywhere first!

(cue laugh track)

KAT DENNINGS

UGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY ME!!!!!!! U DON'T HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT!!!

 (cue laugh track)

ROCG

I humpink the air.

SMASH to end credits.