The Real Hosts

I think Martin and Baldwin were buckled into their airborne stand because they started out trashed.

Alec Baldwin's Gems So Far:

• Invictus covers Martin's two favorite things: Rugby and tensions between blacks and whites.
• That cut-away of James Cameron has already earned $3 million.
• (After being corrected about Jennifer Garner being married to Ben Affleck, not Matt Damon) You are so naive.

Drink: George Clooney's face.