Baby Names That Were More Popular Than Mine Last Year

According to a recent list from the Social Security Administration, only 2250 American girls were given the name "Rebecca" last year, which makes sense because of Stephenie Meyer's unfortunate last-minute decision to name her heroine "Bella" instead of "Tha Bexter." But what doesn't make sense is how the following names ever trumped "Rebecca" in a popularity race:

• Serenity
• Genesis
• Autumn
• Rylee
• Trinity
• Destiny
• Makayla
• Nevaeh
• London
• Brooklyn
• Sydney
• Khloe
• Reagan
• Kennedy
• Addison (a boy's name!!!!!! I know because I know one person named this and he's a boy!!!)
• and last but not least, Sophia - aka Estelle Getty's character on Golden Girls.

Young moms of 2010, you are weird.

I, on the other hand, shall be one of the maybe-in-another-decade moms, and my children shall go by Titian, Donatello, and Galileo. Hahahahahahah oh man, their nicknames! I just saw that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahah